Posts Tagged ‘Movie Views’

Rare Exports – the Ancient Horror of Santa

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Solstice is behind us, and the days are once again stretching out towards summer (even if it doesn’t particularly feel like it yet.) In that spirit, I’ve gone a little Holiday Mad around the electronic homestead, and all three posts this week will be in the spirit of the holidays. But I’m trying to remain faithful to the spirit of the planned days as well: Writing on Monday, Gaming and Knitting on Wednesday and the Friday Grab-bag I like to call Potpourri.

I could talk a bit about my holiday knitting – in fact, my original plan was to discuss one of my proudest knitting gifts. Watching a now-adult brother still wear his Hogwarts House Scarf in the winter because he’s so proud of it never fails to bring me a smile and a little feeling of awesomeness in my chest for coming up with the exact right gift. I could say a lot about it.

Then I saw Raw Exports: A Christmas Tale, and I threw that idea out the window.

Let me be clear – I love horror gaming. It’s hard to do well, and I’ve been blessed to have a string of groups that came together for those magical moments of genuine terror. Most of those came around some variant of Call of Cthulhu (or more recently, the superlative re-imagining “Trail of Cthulhu”) and it is that sense of digging too deep into things Man Was Not Meant To Know that really made Rare Exports come alive.

For those not in the know, the plot of Rare Exports is this – An American Mining Company breaks open the ancient tomb where the Laplanders managed to imprison Santa Claus, and all hell breaks loose. Because this isn’t the friendly Santa that Coca Cola sold you on. This is Joulupukki, the Yule Goat, and he’s come to punish the wicked children, rather than reward the good. The Lovecraftian weirdness pervades the movie (beyond the rendering of Santa as an ancient evil), and there’s even the requisite Tome of Forbidden Knowledge (appropriately The Truth About Santa).

I came up with a half-dozen ways to ransack Rare Exports for a one-off scenario –telling the story from other points of view, or letting other Holiday symbols run amuck (The Krampus / Zwarte Piet occupies a place of honor on my holiday tree, right below Gordie Howe). I suspect I’ll put my friends through the holiday wringer sooner rather than later.

As for Rare Exports – the film is in limited US release (I am fortunate to have a very good art theatre locally) but if you get the chance, go see it. It may not dethrone the Holiday classics (like Die Hard and National Lamppon’s Christmas Vacation), but it’s earned a place alongside them.

Three Great Science Fiction Romance Films

Monday, September 6th, 2010

I’ve been thinking a lot about romance in science fiction lately, in case you couldn’t tell by the flavor of my writing posts. One of the things I’ve found myself doing is justifying to people the rightful place of romance as a part of science fiction. To that end, I’ve had a few films that I fall back on to say ‘Hah, there’s even a romance there!”

I’m not using the obvious films, though. That would be too easy. It’s tough to miss the romance in Avatar, for example (It’s the main plot after all), and Time after Time is easily one of the best time-travel romances out there (If you’ve not seen it? Do yourself a favor and go watch it, now.) Instead I’ve tried to pick films that people don’t think about as romances. So without further ado:

#3 – Wall-E (2008)

I can say a lot of things about Wall-E, and frankly I debated including it in my list because the romance is so blatant. At the same time, there is something absolutely heartwarming about two characters expressing their love for each other while only being able to express themselves by saying each others’ names. I get choked up in two places every time – the beautifully choreographed flying sequence (which is Miyazaki-esque in its gorgeousness) and another scene towards the end which I will not discuss for fear of spoiling it. Regardless, as SF and Romance go, I can’t say enough good about this.

#2 – The Empire Strike Back (1980)

The best of the Star Wars films (despite what Randal Graves thinks). It’s made even better by the shift from antagonism to romance between Han and Leia. There are a number of great scenes, but one of the high points is the two of them working together to fix the Millennium Falcon. I’m not too proud to say I didn’t riff that idea for my own scene in Hearts and Minds; it’s brilliant, and a classic. For all the great scenes together, and the excellent demonstration of their growing relationship, nothing tops the sardonic exchange of:

Leia: I love you!

Han: I know.

#1 – Aliens (1986)

James Cameron has a thing for tough-as-nails women who fall in love with Michael Biehn (see also 1984’s The Terminator) but I love how Ripley develops her relationship with Hicks, so Aliens won out. I love the scene where he’s teaching her how to use the pulse rifle, and the scene with the locator beacon (it’s the next best thing to an engagement ring). I could say a lot about the underlying motherhood themes that permeate this movie (especially the extended cut) but I’m going to keep to script and just deal with the romance. It’s a great one, with two characters who are perfectly fine on their own finding something in each other that gives them a reason to fight even harder.

Potpourri is Sad and Unfocused

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Potpourri this week is an eclectic mix of links. We’ve got Library Promotion and Anti-Objectivist screeds and Star Wars. At the end of it all, we have a sad good bye letter from a dying genius.  In other words, it’s a typical potpourri. My favorite links of the week, distilled for your pleasure:

  • It’s well known that I love the Old Spice Guy (despite assorted problems with the ideology that I try not to think about much) – that said, BYU’s riff on the commercial for their library? Borders on genius: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ArIj236UHs
  • If you’ve seen Scott Pilgrim, you should see it again. If you haven’t, you need to go. Most importantly, you need to give the box office money for Scott Pilgrim, so we can continue to have nice things: http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2010/08/go-and-pay-to-see-scott-pilgrim-right-now.html
  • I’m sharing this because, despite my love of Rush, I generally dislike Randian Objectivists: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/8/12hague.html
  • From our “Unexpected Genre Mashups” department – adorable Star Wars art in the style of A. A. Milne.  http://blastr.com/2010/08/wookie-the-pooh-is-the-st.php
  • Finally, let me say that the too-young death of Satoshi Kon this week hit me terribly hard. I have always enjoyed his work, and think his non-conventional ideas and storytelling style made him a unique, luminary voice in Anime and the world in general. If you’ve not seen “Millennium Actress” do yourself a favor and watch it. I could sum it up as ‘Sunset Boulevard as a love song’ but that genuinely doesn’t do it justice. In his final days, he wrote a letter to his friends, fans and family, which has been translated into English (for those of us who don’t read Japanese). It is tragic, sad and touching. Take tissues with you. You’ll want them: http://www.makikoitoh.com/journal/satoshi-kons-last-words

Friday the 13th: An Instant View Movie Party!

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Today is the only Friday the 13th in 2010. This is it, the only one. It seems like I should do something appropriate to celebrate, and since Mrs. Vorhees and her enfant terrible have set this day as a horror movie holy day in our collective conscious, I thought I would recommend three little known horror movies. I wanted to pick films I recommend, and ones that the majority of people haven’t seen. I also gave myself one other limitation when I was putting the list together – all three films had to be available on Netflix’s instant download. No hunting obscure video stores or late night galleries; just click and view.

So without further ado, here’s your available viewing for Friday the 13th:

  • Session 9 – One of my most frequently recommended films, I cannot say enough good about Session 9. It’s a suspenseful potboiler, rather than an over-the-top gore fest, and it gets extra points for being shot in the profoundly creepy and all-too-real Danvers State Mental Hospital. Even with David Caruso in it (pre-CSI:Miami, even), this film’s a winner.
  • The Host – One of a small number of films that take the Giant Monster movie to artistic levels, South Korea’s Gwoemul manages to mix drama, satire and political commentary into a brilliant depiction of inept bureaucracy and America’s all-too-big footprint on the world. As a sidenote, the #1 giant monster-as-art film is also available for instant download, and if you haven’t seen the unedited, emotionally powerful 1954 Gojira, you owe it to yourself to watch it. There’s no Raymond Burr, and no flinching from the real impact of nature gone mad.
  • Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary – With Fang-fever gripping the country, I’d be remiss without including a vampire film. I freely admit that this one’s a bit of an odd inclusion though, in that it’s as arthaus as it gets. A 21st century film, shot as a silent, complete with title cards. Modern effects are mixed in alongside some of the most classic effects from the dawn of filmmaking. Further, almost the entire cast are members of the Royal Winnipeg Ballet, and ballet plays an enormous part in the depiction of the film. I adore this film for several reasons – one, it’s the first time a film really explores the underlying Racism of Dracula – fear of the mysterious easterner whose ways are not British ways. It also plays with the conventions of the story, knowing that we are all familiar with it already. It jumps around, and makes us look at the relationships in new and surprising ways.

One notable exclusion – even though it’s on Instant View, I can’t recommend the version of “Let the Right One In” that’s currently on Netflix. The American subtitling is terrible, and loses much of the understatement and nuance of that haunting, gorgeous film. If you can find the European subtitled version, by all means, you should see it, but until the change the version on Netflix, I can’t recommend it.

Potpourri Rocks with the Power of the Stars!

Friday, August 6th, 2010

I’ve got an odd assortment of links this week – even more so than usual, since I can already hear the protests and people paging back to previous installments. I blame my post-RWA illness. My brain is possessed by awesome.

  • How I maintained my (obsessive) love for Power / Symphonic Metal this long without hearing of the band Van Canto, I have no idea. They’re an A Cappella power metal group out of Germany – 5 singers, 1 drummer – and I found them for their covers of other songs. There’s something oddly awesome about hearing a guy replicate a shredding guitar solo with Strong Bad-esque ‘weedlie-deedlie’ sounds. Have a listen:
  • Van Canto covers Iron Maiden’s Fear of the Dark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyHcIHssdHA
  • Van Canto covers Nightwish’s Wishmaster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
  • I can’t decide if this is funny or makes me cry. The Morning News has collected a cream-of-the-crop set of 1-star Amazon Reviews for books that appear on the Time’s Top 100 list of novels. Laugh or cry, it certainly puts the occasional bad review in perspective: http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/reviews/lone_star_statements.php
  • I make very little secret of the fact that I think The Venture Brothers is one of the best shows on television. It’s constant mockery of  the ‘boy adventurer archetype’ never fails to make me smile. In September, we’re finally getting the second half of season 4 (or whatever they’re calling it), and in the wake of SDCC, we finally have a trailer. An io9 link, simply because they’ve got the best quality I’ve been able to find: http://io9.com/5604340/the-venture-bros-the-trailer-for-the-new-blissfully-insane-season
  • While talking about trailers, I would e remiss if I didn’t mention the new interactive trailer for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I’m insanely chuffed for this film, and it seems like I’m not alone in it. If this is a sign of how much detail will be included in any sort of extra features we might see: http://io9.com/5605181/scott-pilgrims-interactive-trailer-is-better-than-most-dvd-bonus-features
  • And now the promise of the premise, with rock stars for everyone. I love cool papercraft, especially people who work up designs from scratch. To that end, here’s the coolest version of Freddie Mercury and the gang – scroll down through the construction images to see Queen in action. http://www.behance.net/gallery/We-Are-the-Champions/494706

With a Fistful of Nostalgia

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I was going to make a joke about it being from the Greek for “Pain of Returning” but it turns out that’s actually how the word is derived. Score one for over education, and an extra point for classical studies.

So I went to see the A-Team not long ago – the new movie version, not the original series. I should point out, though, that I loved the original series as a kid, even if it seemed a little miraculous that no one ever got hurt in those explosions. I hoped, for a brief moment, to recapture some of that little-kid glee that I remembered from my youth. I was not disappointed.

Honestly, the only way the film could have been better for me would be if I had my brother with me when I watched it. The two of us watched more than our share of the original A-Team growing up, and watching the movie put me in the mind of the fun we had. That, in turn, got me thinking about the point of these TV-to-Movie retreads. Once upon a time, things went the other way – a successful movie would often get made into a not-nearly-so-successful tv series in an effort to cash in on some of the film’s popularity. Obviously M*A*S*H is the exception that proves the rule, but how many people remember the Animal House tv series? Yeah, I thought not. (It was called “Delta House” and ran for a single season in 1979)

These retreads, though, are going the opposite direction – rather than trying to cash in on a popular show, they’re cashing in on our nostalgia for that show. The original A-Team wasn’t any sort of masterful series. Despite the length of time it spent on the air, the individual episodes were remarkably similar. Most every problem was solved by assembling an armored vehicle out of scrap metal, fireworks and a golf cart. But the feeling that you had watching it as a kid – that’s what the film tried to recapture. It lures you in, because a lot of us want to recapture that glimmer of our youth. Too few of the tv-to-screen adaptations have remembered that, and what a shame that is.

The A-Team gets it right, for the record. It knows what its goals are going in, and less than 5 minutes into the movie, you see Mr. T’s trademark lines tattooed across the knuckles of the new B.A. Barracus. It recognizes that what it offered was goofy fun, and dishes up a new helping of it with gusto. Is it great film making? Hardly. But it is the most fun I’ve had in a theatre in a long time.

Now someone needs to get started on the Macguyver movie.